Jake Wallis Simons

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What happened to Wes Streeting?
Within seconds of condemning Glastonbury death chants he had pivoted to criticising Israel.
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No, Iran's nuclear programme has not been set back by 'months'
It has been blasted years into the past at least, perhaps even more.
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Iran: What next?
Hostilities may be winding down but this ain't October 6 no more.
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Why do so many educated idiots make excuses for Iran?
Here are the arguments that are too obvious for them to understand
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Is Keir Starmer a Russian spy?
Sometimes it seems like the only plausible explanation for this omnibetrayal
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Pathetic Britain has sanctioned Ben-Gvir and Smotrich
When's the last time the government called on Hamas to surrender?
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Greta Thunberg's moral resort area
After saving her life, can Israel provide the schooling she has missed?
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What the campaign to sanitise Hamas tells us about Britain... and Labour
The government is too compromised to deal with these assaults on our values
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How many civilians were killed when we destroyed Islamic State?
Weird how nobody cared
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Free cars for bedwetters!
What the Motability scheme piss-take tells us about Britain
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What should Jews make of Donald Trump?
Yes on Israel, big nope on the rest of the world
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Has the BBC committed a criminal offence?
Perhaps that shameful Hamas propaganda documentary will prove more of a problem than executives think
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